'Before I found out about this place it was just me and myself. I didn't even have Irene!'
'What _______ language is that? Oh, my god, you think I'm a Russian prostitute don't you! I'll have you know I'm a British junkie, there's a difference.'
'In Somalia the family of the groom have to give guns.'
'you give what?'
'guns... kalashnikovs'
And a highlight of internal email:
'Please arrange to print the attached document and displace them in your centre'
I think they meant display!
post-mansions
